Studying hard

Never in my life have I studied this hard! It is extreme!

Ancient studies are not the easiest of subjects, but I shall try to overcome! The picture above is Platon's cave allegory. A quite interesting allegory in fact! Makes you think about the relativity of everything you seem as reality! I guess his message came through, such a genius he was! Even though I do not like his "ideal state" one bit! Ugh. Way too static and just a great no go.

Oops.....

So here I am. I do not have much time anymore which I can honestly only thank myself for. Damn it. Today I realized just how much of an idiot I have been as I had not studied at all for the next exam. Which is in two days. And is. So. Freaking. Argh!

Oh, well, oops....

Taylor. Hmm I kinda see why the critics think she might have a death wish. But then again come on. Why do people always interpret the fuck out of everything? They lay too much in it in my humble opinion.

I just look forward to seeing her act on stage in July!

The urge

So I had the urge to blog. But I was unable to log on... SO I cooked instead! :D Seriously, yesterday I cooked for at least 10 people! It was wild! But I cooked for nobody.. Which means most of the food was thrown straight into the freezer (which is quite a good thing when I'm too lazy to make dinner, but want something different than salad)

Here is a list of what I made:

Spinach bread (actually quite yummy)

Tofu sausages (have not tried those yet)

Vegetable salsa

Berry sorbet (smells nicely)

Berry and nuts ice cream

Now I just wish my friends are not too busy studying this evening. Then they come over and help me make some of it disappear :D

Oh, and if you miss a bitch here is one for you! :)

Tidying up

I sure as hell have achieved something today! Ooh yeah! I tidied up my room! Not that it was that messy to start with, but oh my God, I had NO order in the closet! A complete war zone! Geez! But now everything is under control and peace has returned to the kingdom of Penguin!

In fact it was a little make over. I rearranged my desk and amplifier so now it is all very neat! I dare to show the insides of my closet and the floor is wide and the entire room feels open and welcoming! Love it.

My dog was not the biggest help though. He kept standing in the way (probably wanted me to shift my attention to him instead of the mess) But now he seems very satisfied with the two of us curling beside each other in the sofa. Such a lap dog!

I was supposed to study music. I did not want to and therefore I have not begun yet. Stupid, maybe, but what the hell. I still have the evening and tomorrow and in addition I am still in a need of relaxing after yesterday's exam. Which went unbelievably well! I could not believe my ears when they told me! I am such a lucky one. This AT exam counts double on the certificate so that was quite nice :) Banksy you are my savior!

Cucumber takes on every taste

Have you ever thought about cucumber ALWAYS tasting like the thing it has touched? Say you touch it with you hands, BAM, it tastes like fingers! It touches something on your plate - BAM cucumber with potato flavor! Or the worst one! Cucumber tasting like sausage! Even when it has never even been in touch with that kind of "food" :s I seriously hate when it tastes like that. Then I cannot eat it either. Simply cannot bring myself to it.

Speaking of not eating something. I CANNOT eat things which have touched meat. No. No. Yesterday My father accidentally took a slice of my veggie pizza since he thought there was no difference in the three pizzas on the counter. Nor my mother, brother or I could figure out how he could not see the significant difference between them! But anyhow. He did not want to eat it obviously and offered it to me. BUT it had touched(!) his pizza with meat on it! Even though it was only a small part of it and briefly I was not able to take it. I guess my family finds me even more freakish now than ever.... Damn freak outs...

At the moment I am buried in exam method-thing crap. What is the point of this stupid general study preparation anyway?? Nobody (not even the teachers) can give me a clear answer to this question! How the fuck am I going to figure out what is good and what is bad? Grr..

At least I am going to see M and A tomorrow evening. Relief.

1 down - 7 to go

The exam period has officially started! Starting today with written Danish which is now OVER! No more Danish assignments for this girl I tell you! I like it that way. Hopefully I did well.

I might be getting a new camera soon. I do not really know which one to get yet, but my father wants to buy the one I have. In fact people in general want to buy my stuff at the moment. A friend of my parents' wants to buy my bicycle and that was quite odd. The thing is I do not know how much I can charge either of them. The things are used and the bicycle is not in the best condition - not that it is rubbish either! It is just. I do not know. I think I would have never suggested it myself that anyone bought it from me.

A part of me just wants to give it away. Money are the work of the Devil.

Relieved!

So today the exams were drawn. NO ORAL MUSIC FOR ME!!!! I was so happy (and still am) that I could not get that foolish smile off my face for several minutes after reading the beautiful message about my exams! So happy, so relieved that I wanted to scream with joy!

Wow.. I just received a call from a classmate. Apparently he is in some kind of trouble with getting his printer to school tomorrow. I wish I could have helped, but since I am taking the bus I cannot really do much :/ I hate that. Hope he figures it out! Best of luck!

I should go to sleep now in order to make a wonderful essay tomorrow. Danish essays are not my best work of art, but I shall try my best!

I just made cute little flag buns! I like them. They are for my friend. She turned 20 today! (half-forty haha) We decided to to surprise her with breakfast and cake in the morning because her parents were not home to do it :) She seemed to like it ^^

Tomorrow we shall celebrate her even more! And therefore I made these cute things (7 of them, one for each person attending the craziness!)

I wish I had had better lightning or gotten the idea of fetching a lamp a little earlier, since as I am writing this the buns are all stacked up and I seriously do not intend to mess with them any more!

Which reminds me I have tons of things to do. Like wrapping up her present! Oh well, I shall just do that in the morning. No stress!

Stress. Funny word. I think I shall get a lot of that kind in the near future. Tomorrow I hear about the rest of this year's exams and then I know whether I should just go kill myself or not :) I know all the exams for May (I think) and then there are just 4 more to be announced tomorrow.

Good luck to every student out there who gets their exams displayed tomorrow!

Oxegen

AND NOW THE FLIGHT TICKETS ARE IN DA HOUSE TOO!!!! I CANNOT WAIT!?!?!?

54 day to go!

Bitches and co-hosts

http://bitchmagazine.org/

What is to say other than hey I found a website with bitch in its name! (Yes, I have just proved my google skills to be at least at the lowest level!) I do not know what to say you could kinda just take a look yourself since there is so much to explore on the freakin website. It is about feminism so that is cool and has a lot to do with bitches since many people consider feminists to be bitches. I do not know where they find a relation between the two *cough*

Tonight is the night. That bonfire thing. It is in two hours from now and I still have not heard a word about what the fuck I should bring. Now you might be thinking, "Well, why doesn't the stupid bitch just text the host and freakin ask???" And this is where I shall reply, "I do not wish to be the one coming to them as it ALWAYS is. Something has to change and I do not want to be the one in charge of everything right now. It is their turn!" Stupid, but I have to stand up for my beliefs. Even though I may come out as the total bitch that I am. Too bad if they cannot handle the monster inside!

No bitches just bithin'

I cannot think of any bitch to write about today. SO I will be bitching instead! Seriously my day just spiraled downward in events of crapyness!

1. I wont be getting a "blue book". Not with the course it is taking right now. But I intend to fight.

2. Internal bitching within the group about our only group exam - great, just what we needed.

3. I have no clue about WHAT THE HELL is going to happen tomorrow evening.

Fuck you bitches who did not make sure I got a "blue book". I hate you! It is your fault that I have to go through all this trouble to get it. I am furious and lack words! M and M are in the same boat as I and we sure hate it. I could kick/punch/tear something apart.

And all that negative energy just before we got out of school. Like we really need that... It seems we always have to play the bitches and they the victims. Fucking role playing wont help you! You are still just as much of a bitch as I am!

Fuck! FUCK! I have a very small vocabulary when angry (obviously). I think I shall skip most classes tomorrow. I do not feel like attending any other than the history class where jeopardy and fun is going to reign!

Bitch likes zumba

Notice how page 4 is missing? I wonder where that is. I am eager to know what the last types of bitches are...

So this is what I want to say about bitches today! There are apparently 98 different types of them if you trust this piece of paper. Unfortunately some are missing, but I guess one could always find some to fill in :D

I feel absolutely AMAZING! I have been working out quite a lot today! Cycling to school and back again and then went to zumba for two hours. I kinda like that zumba shit. It might be mainstream, but who the hell cares?? I like it. Period!

I had the most amazing morning! Woke up and decided to sleep some more and then just go to school when I felt like it. When I woke I walked the dog in the beautiful and life confirming sunshine! Good times! Then I went to school where nothing really happened and finally I rushed home (made the trip from school to home in only 36 minutes!!) and then it was time for ZUMBA! What really is funny though is that even though I have used sooo much energy today I am FILLED with energy still! I want to run, jump, roll and be FREE!

Take your time and relax!

Bitches!

I have thought quite a deal on the name of this blog. Bitch. I like bitches they make my everyday so exciting. I am one of them myself too. I do not think anyone would say differently about that.

So. I have decided to dedicate the next few posts to bitches. Bitches of all kinds known and unknown. I think this will give a little spice to the things I write about.

Day 1

Kvik the bitch.

Kvik is the name of a dog who is owned by some friends of my parents'. She is about 14 years old and deaf. It was on a very unfortunate Friday evening that she was run over by a car driven by one of her owners. The amazing thing? She survived the whole fucking incident! I was relieved and extremely surprised, but then again, this is the bitch who slayed a marten with his son (of a bitch!) and quite frequently kills a lot of smaller animals which she digs up.

This is one hard core bitch so to say! I like her a lot and I kinda think she has a sore spot for me too. At least she likes me when I give her treats. And take her out digging in their backyard.

Ironi

How ironic it is indeed to have a paper due this afternoon on busyness. I could in fact base the whole thing on the situation I am in right now. That sure is a funny feeling.

It just does not quite make it any easier that I have this family dinner thing at one o'clock so the paper pretty much needs to be done by then, shit.

Then there's the oral presentation tomorrow in biology. Dam dam dam damn! I hate those last minute makings which I am so damn good at ending up with! But at least I had fun yesterday!

M and A were here and guess what? We made a bonfire! (surprise) It sure is fun to be around those guys. On Thursday A and I are going to C's for a bonfire evening which none of us are really looking that much forward to. I mean sure it will be fun, no doubt! But I seriously just hope there wont be much Korean talk (yeah like that is going happen! Dream on honey....) At least there will be a surprise for all of them! That I have made sure of :)

Oh

Oh and today I had raccoon tails in my hair.

A birthday tale and the ugliest day of the year

L is throwing a birthday party tomorrow. I am not invited. And the best part? I do not care one bit.

Fairytale with a happy ending!

Today was "Ugly Day" at school. In the old days this meant not thinking even the slightest about what you would wear on this particular day and just be "ugly". Today however it has developed into the day of the year where people think the most about what they wear and plan it weeks ahead to get the best "ugly" outfit. I enjoy this day with every breath I take! From all the colors and odd costumes to the smell of the boys' lavatory (you see we switch toilets this day just to fuck up everything a bit more.) On Monday I will look forward to see what graffiti the boys have written on our toilets this year :D They always make something stupid, but then again that is exactly what all the other notes of graffiti on the walls are.

I love to read them. One day I found out that we have a Harry Potter themed toilet! It is brilliant! On the sink there is a tiny snake so if you happen to know parceltongue and come by our toilet you should feel free to enter the chamber of secrets through it :) I have not tried it yet, but I intend to before I leave the school. Which will be scarily soon :s

Bicycle

Insanity

I just finished reading The Yellow Wallpaper. It spoke to me.

I like how I got so connected to the protagonist. It felt awful to realize she was just getting worse and developing a more severe state of her mental illness. Women sure did not have it easy back around 1880.

On the brighter note I feel like I can get a good night's sleep tonight. Having relaxed all day must have some benefits, right?

Speaking of relaxing scares me when I think about it. Relaxing and doing nothing was the thing that triggered the protagonist into getting worse. I really have to find out what to do when I graduate. Otherwise I fear I am just going to end up at some psych ward.

Upskirt

I like the idea of upskirt photography. It touches my curiosity and I want to know more about it. But I really do not need to see a naked vagina. No in fact I like the ones with underwear better. They seem more, I do not know, real? There is just something more to it than the ones with a bare pussy gap. Well well everybody has their pleasures.

I find it funny that I have never thought about the possibility of this kind of photography to actually exist. Now that I know I feel silly, because it seems weird not to have thought about it.

All the things you never think about. It makes my dizzy to think about the things I have never thought about and all the things I shall never think about and the things I am yet to think about.

Thinking makes one dizzy.

Control

It takes one hell of a woman to perform this act and still look like she has the world in her hand.

You got me

Here comes the sun

Existentialism is an extremely interesting thing to discuss. I really enjoyed religion class today. We talked about Sartre and his view on the human nature. I kind of like his points and then again I do not. I liked the cases we had to discuss. I got really into it when the question was about a polar bear's responsibility and whether or not it had to face punishment for killing people. I think no. Even if it had a choice between a seal and a human, cause really, who is to judge which is worse? People only think it is worse killing the human since we are human and we make the moral.

I liked it.

But at least they had fun

1st May

I had the most sucky 1st May in my entire life. Seriously nothing happened! Maybe it was because of Sunday maybe it was the crowd and maybe it was just me and my mood. I was not in the mood for drinking beer = what is there really to do then??

A did not show since she had to be at some confirmation shit which she really did not want to. She stayed at my house this night after an awesome evening of bonfire and bingo (haha I know!)

Seriously it was the most amazing way to spend a Saturday! I went shopping for plants with my ma and bro, did some gardening work in the garden and then in the evening I had M and A over to make some fun!! And fun we sure as hell had! Damn I love those girls. Making a bonfire and baking pancakes over open fire in the middle of the night is extremely funny! You should try it!

So Yesterday was a blast and along came today. Which sucked. BIG time. C and I were so horribly annoying at times, but hey, I would have been concerned if they were not. And then I guess they thought I was so lame for going home early, but really, why would I not? All we did was sitting there not doing a THING and them singing bad Korean pop hits. So I went home.

At least I caught a rubber duck. That made my day!

See you later lovely little crowd :)

xoxo